Flunked Chicken Math Velveteen Blanket Humor
A plush velveteen blanket printed with a tongue-in-cheek chalkboard design that lists a humorous chicken-counting progression and the banner line “I Flunked Chicken Math.” The artwork reads like a casual, vintage sketch—clean serif text, mutedboard tones, and a soft cream banner—giving the piece a quietly preppy, laid-back wit that fits the aesthetic’s nod to weekend leisure and gentle humor. Lightweight but cozy, it layers easily on a sofa or the back of a chair during cool mornings, adding a nostalgic, accent to relaxed outdoor or at-home routines. Product features - 100% polyester or 83% polyester / 17% spandex options - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²) - Double needle topstitch on all seams for durability - Meets flammability and chemical safety compliance Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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