"Chickens: The Gateway to Conspiracies" Funny Farm Shirt

$24.99

Bella + Canvas Colors: White

Clothing sizes: S

Quantity

30 days return policy.

About the product

Soft, breathable tee with a tongue-in-cheek chicken illustration that reads like a wink to backyard farmers, barn enthusiasts, and anyone who loves a little rural humor. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps you cool on warm mornings collecting eggs or chatting over coffee at the kitchen table. The vintage-style rooster print and understated text sit confidently on a clean crew neckline, so this shirt moves easily from chores to hangouts without fuss. It’s made with thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape—so the shape stays true wash after wash. Wear it to a weekend market, a country fair, or while catching up with neighbors: it feels familiar, comfortable, and a little conspiratorial in the best way.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams for structural support and longer-lasting fit
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and adult sizing
- High-detail print options (DTF/DTG depending on provider) for crisp sleeve and neck artwork

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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